Scrappleface, always funny, is on a real tear lately. Here are the latest headlines:
–2004 Preview: High Court to Amend 1st Amendment
– DNC to Capitalize on ‘Good-News Fatigue’ in 2004
– Albright: ‘Rings’ Sequel Timed to Benefit Bush
– Microsoft Offers Homeland Security Patch
– Kurds Lead Way to Spider Hole, Bush Re-Election
– Poll Shows Americans Oppose Gay Marriage
But 9th Circuit Court Reverses Poll Results
– Local Media ‘Not Ready’ for Direct Iraq News Feed
– Polygamist Family Just Wants to Be Normal
– Libya to Give Up WMD, U.N. Demands More Time
– Dean: Bush Knew About Airplanes Before 9/11
– Bin Laden Caught in Palace, Looking ‘Shevelled’
– Bush Declares 2nd Circuit Judges ‘Enemy Combatants’
– Sharpton, Ahead in Poll, Offers Kerry VP Post
– Principal’s Use of N-Word Sparks Labels on Schools
– Clark Would Have Caught bin Laden, Dumped Laura Bush
– Saddam’s Capture Resets Iraq Death-Toll Clock
– Expert: Insane Saddam Deserves Unsupervised Outings
– Chirac Proposes Compromise: ‘Hijab-on-a-Stick’
– Dean Takes America Back, Bush Gives Refund
– Madonna Endorsement Brings Clark ‘U.N. Legitimacy’
– FDA Panel Approves OTC ‘Morning-Before’ Pill
– Pentagon Admits to Treating Saddam Like a Cow
– ‘Rings’ Fans Awed by Sequel’s Car Chase Scene
– Rumsfeld: Dean Speech Made America Safer
– 4th ID Soldier Credits Democrats for Saddam Find
Tell ‘em Murdoc sent you.
