Thank God They’re Protecting America’s Kids

The Plastic Pellet Incident is over and the perpetrator has been expelled for the “possession and use of a weapon.” He was also charged with three counts of assault by the local sheriff’s department.

And, in New Jersey, police are charging a student for bringing a gun school. He didn’t threaten or hurt anyone. He’s seven, and gun is a Nerf-type toy that shoots ping-pong balls. Dr. Dan Blachford, the Hammonton Board of Education superintendent, said

“We are just very vigilant…”

They are just very something, anyway.

Murdoc’s tolerance for this crap is about zero.


  1. Yay for more nanny-state WTF BS. Yep, keeping those dreaded nerf guns off school ground will get society on track.

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