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Vacationing Schwarzenegger Shows Heroics

It seems that Arnold Schwarzenegger may have helped a swimmer in distress reach the beach while in Hawaii. Accounts differ, but a man, though not drowning, was in trouble 100-200 yards off the beach in Maui. Arnie asked if he was okay, and when the guy indicated he was cramped up all over, the California governor helped bring him in.

Now, sure, this might be Schwarzenegger’s office making much ado about nothing, and it IS on the FoxNews front page but not on CNN or MSNBC. However, I imagine that FoxNews would also cover any breaking news about big-name Democrat politicians involved in potential drowning situations. Like, say, Ted Kennedy.