Liberals, Conservatives, and Southerners

Michael Williams has a good one:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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(I didn’t really pee in my pants.)


  1. but, as my uncle taught us, always remember to save one round to fire as a warning shot. of course, the context he was talking about was a home intruder, in which case the warning shot goes in the ceiling, after the perp is ready to model for a tape silhouette on the floor