That Facebook profile picture will sure show them

True Story:

OK: so they’ve got the AK47s; the hollow point ammunition; the grenade launchers; the semtex; the serrated knives; the pump-action shotguns; the grenades; the Glocks; the body-armour; and the suicidal fanaticism.

But we’ve got the candles – thousands of them – and a night spare next Tuesday, if that’s when the vigil is. Oh, no wait, can’t do till after 7.30 because of my Pilates – is that any good?