Murdoc just saw a headline that Cher, Whoopi Goldberg, and Rosie O’Donnell have “vowed” to leave the U.S. if Donald Trump is elected. It was unclear if this was in opposition to his candidacy or a calculated move to increase his support.
Looking into it a bit more, we learn that even more celebrities have promised the same. The list includes:
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Raven Symone
- Jon Stewart
- Samuel L. Jackson
And more. Murdoc would expect this silliness will gain Trump more votes than it costs him. However, it would effectively be Trump’s first foreign policy move, and America should expect repercussions if this bunch re-locates. Murdoc hopes the additional interceptors the land-based missile defense system is going to get are fast-tracked.