One should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush

Blazing British rabbit spreads cricket club fire

This is the sort of thing that, had I seen it in a movie, I would condemn as an improbable fiction.

  • Petrol to burn brush pile: $1.959
  • Matches to light petrol: $0.03
  • Watching rabbit set afire in brush pile race into shed and burn it to the ground: Priceless

Actually, about $110,000.

It’s not nice to laugh at the misfortune of others. So I’m trying to fight it.