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Under no circumstances should you read any part of these jokes if you have a heart condition, stroke, or high blood pressure.

19 Aug 2004

The Canonical List of Banjo Jokes

An example:

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, “I’m doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy.”

(Via J-Walk)

#Posted by Murdoc at 13:36
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  1. buckethead Says:
    August 19th, 2004 at 10:29 pm

    Here’s one not on the list: What’s the difference between a banjo and a harmonica? A harmonica only sucks on every other note.