In my inbox:
Hello,with the hopes that you are ok and doing fine, this message could be
strange but real if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified
you about it at least for the sake of your integrity. Please accept my
sincere apologies. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing
you any pains. As you read this, I do not want you to feel sorry for
me, because I believe everyone will die someday.

this is one of those things you mass email to everyone you know. …I didn’t do it I swear!
Uh oh, I think someone just drank the Kerrytown Koolaid.