Sometimes these are worth reading just for the fun of it

In my inbox:


with the hopes that you are ok and doing fine, this message could be
strange but real if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified
you about it at least for the sake of your integrity. Please accept my
sincere apologies. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing
you any pains. As you read this, I do not want you to feel sorry for
me, because I believe everyone will die someday.