IF YOU AREN’T WATCHING THE WASHINGTON GOVERNOR’S ELECTION COUNT

WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?

Turn off the tele. Put down the chips.

Go get the MO-exclusive auto-updating magic spreadsheet. Now.

UPDATE: Don’t ask how I know you are shoving chips into your face. Just put them down and go get the spreadsheet.

UPDATE 2: It’s over. Dino Rossi (R) wins by 261. Here’s a screen capture of the final results on the spreadsheet:

(Click for better look)

If you weren’t watching it on the spreadsheet, you missed a show. Wow.

Now that this preliminary nonesense is over, the recount, lawsuits, and conspiracy theories can finally begin.

If there’s recount data available, we hope to bring you a spreadsheet similar to this one to help you follow it. A lot of folks downloaded it and saw things happening as quickly as possible. Thanks for all who helped.

And remember: If you enjoyed using this spreadsheet half as much as we enjoyed creating and hosting it, then we enjoyed it twice as much as you.

Good night.

UPDATE 3: Yes, you can go back to your chips now.