My wife isn’t feeling so good today, so I made her some breakfast. She wanted oatmeal — the ‘Quick Quaker Oats’ stuff, not the instant packets. Since I wanted some myself, I made four servings.
Logic: Me + My Wife = 2. And I wanted more than one serving for myself.
Not having actually made oatmeal for about 10-15 years, I didn’t realize the serving sizes.
I can email out oatmeal as an attachment if your server will accept it.