Didn’t anyone say “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”?

Two hurt in mock light sabre duel

This is sort of how Anakin ended up with all those mechanical limbs, isn’t it?

Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.

The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire.

The two are in critical condition. I hope they come through this okay, but sheesh.