Just got home and saw that a reader tipped me off to this:
UPDATE: Hold on a sec. Looks like even if they drop the 1040 they’re still going to collect taxes. Bummer.
UPDATE 2: Upon reading even more, this appears to be some sort of scheme where the IRS would do your return for you.
When. Hades. Freezes. Over.
They can have my 1040 when they pry my turbotax out of my cold, dead fingers.