“Regular” isn’t a flavor

06 Dec 2005

I generally eat instant oatmeal for lunch. The 10-pack “Flavor Variety” box I opened includes two packets of “regular flavor” oatmeal.

Who do they think they’re kidding?

No Responses to ““Regular” isn’t a flavor”

  1. Kath Says:

    Longtime reader – laughed out loud on this one.

  2. Nicholas Says:

    It’s not a flavour as much as a lack of flavour. Kind of like how black isn’t a colour. Eat 4 of the flavoured ones, then one of the ‘regular’. It’ll have a unique taste :) Like the Monty Python sketch guys said.. ‘What do you mean, what flavour is it? It’s a bleedin’ Albatross!’ ‘Well, it’s got to have a flavour…’ ‘OK, OK sport… it’s bloody Albatross flavour then!’

  3. Chuck Simmins Says:

    Eating regular means you’re never irregular.

  4. Camp Says:

    Add a little sugar & cinnamon, and you’ll never have to deal with ‘regular’ again.