One Milllllllllion Visits April 20, 2006 Posted by Murdoc Any excuse for a bad photoshop… Updated: April 20, 2006 at 12:04 am ◀ Just noticed this AmericanSnipers.org ▶ Comments And still no frickin’ LASERS… Congrats! Good for you, Murdoc! And millions more are trying to get to know ya. Keep up the good work. Would you like fries with that? Good Job! Enjoy your big number day Impressive! Could I upsize those fries, please? ACE Yes! To TWO million served! Congrats MO, here is to the next zillion posts. Dear Mr. Murdoc, I represent the McDonalds Corporation of America. You have not only violated the copyright of our logo but you have slandered our great organization by associating it with your shabby blog. We are suing you for a million, billion dollars. Additionally, we are sending some unsavoury folks we borrowed from Disney Corp. around to your house to do some re-arranging. And it won’t just be your furniture they re-arrange, if you get my drift. Of course, all this trouble coming your way could be avoided if you cut us a fat cheque right now. We’ve run out of spare spaces on this planet to put McDonalds franchises and we have to make money somehow! Yours in extortion, Mr. Derek Blowhard Blowhard, Blowhard, Thumbscrew and Armtwister Partners Ltd. A nice round number to take to the conference…Congrats…we appreciate your hard work and dedication Hearthy congrats, murdoc! Congrats! Enjoying your site to the full! Hopefully will continue to do so for many years to come!