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Is Bush getting apocalyptic advice?

According to Jeannette Walls gossip page on

Apocalyptic preacher Jack Van Impe is claiming that he was contacted by Condoleezza Rice’s office and the White House Office of Public Liaison for an “outline” of his take on world events.

Now, folks, before everyone goes flying off the handle at this, remember that Rice’s other option for information is the Central Intelligence Agency.

Cany we really blame her for getting a second opinion?