I will let the facts speak for themselves:
Some 290 people from across the U.S. established the first world record for “Most People Dressed as Smurfs” during San Francisco’s famous “Bay to Breakers” foot race earlier this year.
In establishing the record, participants donned traditional Smurf and Smurfette attire, complete with blue face paint, white pants or skirt, blue shirt and white hat. Organizers of the event aptly dressed as “Papa Smurf,” the 542 year-old village leader who wore red trousers and a red cap.
During the race, Smurfs took turns pushing a 12 foot tall “Magic Mushroom” (Smurf Cottage) outfitted with Smurf beverages, tunes and a DJ dressed as the notorious villain Gargamel.
Murdoc will give these freaks a pass because it was for charity. But sheesh.