Ding Dong, the Fitz is dead

Scrappleface: Rove Cleared, Zarqawi Dead, GOP Doomed:

The lack of charges against him will only confirm America’s worst fears — that Karl Rove controls everything.

Patrick Fitzgerald pulls a John Paul Jones: “I have not yet begun to indict!”

(The Fitzgerald quote is not only completely fictitious, it’s also incredibly lame. Two for the price of one at MO.)

UPDATE: Nearly-rational posts at Wizbang here and here. And some links at Instapundit.

Uncle Jimbo: “Yee haw Jester’s dead“. Murdoc is shocked, shocked, to see bloggers misusing famous quotes for cheap political points. Shameless.