The answer of answers

Wow. You wander around message boards when suddenly you happen upon the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything:

Again, the solution is a simple 2-step process:

1.- Politically, cut ties with Israel; that includes the cash. Leave the ME.

2.- Economically, Find a substitute for ME oil. Either find a substitute for fossil fuel altogether, or, heck, a few million bucks, and we could bribe the Mexican government into turning the Mexican oil production to U.S. enterprises. May even end up solving the immigration problem that way.

That’s it. That solves OUR problem.

That’s it. A simple 2-step process.

Probably cures cancer and picks the next fifty Super Bowl champions correctly, too.

So easy, even a caveman could do it. In step 3, we buy the world a puppy.


  1. In step 3, we buy the world a puppy.’ One puppy for the world. Koreans and Chinese will go to war for a puppy per pot…

  2. Step one: Kill the Jews Step two: ??? Step three: Profit! Sheesh, that’s a highly nuanced perspective on world affairs. Aren’t these people supposed to be all nuanced up? If I had to come up with a plan, it would be more like: 1) Build big spaceships 2) Recruit some sensible people, and get the hell away from here.