12 Jun 2007
Okay, so it was a seal and not a SEAL. But still.
Mrs. Murdoc was about to snap a picture of yours truly when a seal popped his head up for a moment, and I pointed it out for her to take a pic. Missed the seal, but got Murdoc pointing out into the water.
Caption this pic. (Nothing that would hurt my feelings unless it’s pretty funny…)
June 12th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Hey, Shamu, pull my finger…
June 12th, 2007 at 10:09 am
It reminds me a little of Babe Ruth pointing to the outfield just before a home run.
June 12th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Looks like a card from ‘Murdoc: The Gathering’. Something like… ‘Purposeful Gesture: Tap one blue and one red to make opponent look at what you’re pointing at. Then smash him in the face with a rock.’
June 12th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Hey, there’s somebody over there with even more wires sticking out of their vest than me!’
June 12th, 2007 at 10:51 am
There! THERE I shall build my aqua-city!’
June 12th, 2007 at 10:55 am
Once his finger scraped away paint instead of pointing toward the infinite sky, Murdoc realized he’d been living in a studio all his life.’
June 12th, 2007 at 10:57 am
You got sumthin’ to say, Nova Scotia? Bring it, bitch!’
June 12th, 2007 at 10:59 am
No, not me! Out there- watch the dude in the kayak when I press my detonator’
June 12th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Man, GeekLethal’s such a fuckin’ stud…I bet his cock would stretch out to there somewhere’
June 12th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Right…about…there is where my projectile vomit ended up after that last thought about GeekLethal’
June 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am
GeekLethal clearly has lots of work to do today.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Murdoc points the way to the Radiant Socialist Future.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:55 am
B, The funny thing is, I have a side job going so between that and my real job I am effing *buried*. But there’s always time to dream of a mighty aqua-city, where the air is brine, the birds are drowned, and you shave with a big chip of coral.
June 12th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
By the standards of most men – and indeed, horses – Murdoc’s crotch bulge was already magnificent. Yet the great man found himself wanting more. He turned, extended a finger, and calmly spoke: ‘That peninsula. There.’
June 12th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Lake Michigan, I choose YOU!’
June 12th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Hold on. I’m gonna try to embed the entire bash.org archive.
June 12th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Thar she blow’s!’ Wait, that was too easy: ‘And over there is where I first spotted Nessie’.
June 12th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
The Whale! The White Wha .. nevermind! Just an ordinary gray whale!
June 12th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Holy fuck- that seagull looks just like Pat Benetar!’
June 13th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Land HO Captain Imus!
June 13th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
When the yankee big boat gets within 1000 meters of our little nuclear mine out there, I push this button and BOOM!!! I sink your battleship!!!!
June 13th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
When the yankee big boat gets within 1000 meters of our little nuclear mine out there, I push this button and BOOM!!! I sink your battleship!!!!
June 14th, 2007 at 12:25 am
Look, it’s buckethead on a UAV! He’s attacking that battleship!
June 14th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
DE PLANE! DE PLANE!
June 14th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
DE PLANE! DE PLANE!’