COMIC BOOK RULES

23:13 8 Apr 2003

Saddam might be maybe dead. Or it’s possible that he possibly escaped. If he was in that resturant, we might never find his body. If he wasn’t in that resturant, we might never find his body. Look at the on again, off again, checkmark beside Chemical Ali’s name on the hitlist. If there’s no body, he’s not dead. And if there is a body, he may have been cloned.

Personally, I’m going to remain skeptical until I see his head on a stake with marrooned English prep-school students dancing around it.