Ailing Castro steps down as Cuba’s leader
The MSNBC.com story sure heaps the praise on the “fiery guerrilla leader” for his “ironclad rule.”
And this is great:
Monarchs excepted, Castro was the world’s longest ruling head of state.
Because, you know, Castro isn’t a monarch.
Frank Warner: Obviously, he is near death.

Yea, I’ve already sent my resume in. I could dig being a dictator for a few months (get me outta Michigan anyway!). Think I’ll spend a couple weeks just #$&^%@ing with that idiot Chavez (socialist solidarity and all that), then go on a world tour or something. How does ‘Supreme Democratic Peoples Commissar’? Pretty snappy, Huh? Huh?