Rachel Lucas, whose boyfriend is leaving to deploy to Iraq:
I hereby declare March 23 as Punch A Hippie In The Nuts Day. All you have to do to celebrate it is find a hippie, ask him how he feels about the military, and if he says anything other than –I love it because those guys make it possible for me to be a worthless hippie”, punch him right in the nuts.
It may not be religious, but that is one RIGHTEOUS suggestion for a holiday.
Via Snowflakes in Hell.