Just in case anyone is taking my theories on military strategy seriously, I feel obligated to let you know that my 8 year-old son defeated me last night in a game of STRATEGO.
Somebody set me up the bomb.
Update 08:47 31 Mar 2003
However, after scrambling to reposition forces and redefine tactics, I creamed him in a game of THE HARRY POTTER TRADING CARD GAME last night. Shocked and awed him, really.