Rolf Longenberger has entered the building

While googling, I came across the Random Name Generator.

The random name generator uses data from the US Census to randomly generate male and female names. Use it for screenplays, fake id’s, car rentals, pick-up lines, books, prank calls, movies. Give a random name to that special someone you meet at the bar.

You simply pick how obscure a name you want, choose how many returns you want, and click the button. Helpfully, if you click on the name it googles it for you. That way you don’t accidentally give someone the name of the Sausage King of Chicago, I guess. Great fun.