“Frequent Faller”

‘Trampled’ Wal-Mart Shopper Has History Of Injury Claims

Donald Sensing points out a story which reveals that the woman trampled by a stampede at Wal-Mart has a long history of, well, that exact sort of thing.

“For several years, every time they do this, people get trampled,” she said last week, adding, “I’m panicked. I’m afraid to go into any stores, especially Wal-Mart.”

I can see why. Apparently she’s like Simba in the middle of a Wildebeest riot every year the day after Thanksgiving.

It’s not often I feel anything close to sympathy for Wal-Mart, but if these claims turn out to be accurate, they’re not in the wrong this time.