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A reader sends this:

Cops: Three burglars shot themselves

Three burglers broke into a home Friday morning, shot the inhabitant, then (for some unknown reason) shot each other.

Police say the crime may have been drug-related.

No kidding.

MO is sure that any handguns used were purchased legally and that stricter gun laws and more lenient drug laws would have prevented this sad[sack] crime.