Stranger than fiction

DJ’s mummified body found behind wall in club

A Winnipeg DJ, for some unknown reason, crawled behind a wall in a nightclub and ended up dying. They found his body last week, 14 weeks after he disappeared.

If not for a recent citywide ban on smoking in bars, investigators said, they might never have found the body.

Nooooo. Smoking doesn’t stink. Well, just barely enough to mask the odor of a decomposing human body.