Captain Euro on the scene as The Black Gate Opens

The Mouth of Sauron and the Mouth of Europe

Captain Euro arrives to “help” Gandalf and Aragorn as they parley with Mordor.

CAPTAIN EURO: Hail, comrades! I am Captain Euro, and I am here to negotiate a peace settlement!

Mouth Of Sauron: Who is this buffoon?

GANDALF: He is from the future. Or a future. Don’t think about it.

Not bad at all. (via Sgt. Styker–and check out his new pic on the mainpage masthead…completely heh)