Naked people tip more

Phony Hiltons buy plenty of pizza

Domino’s Pizza released a survey recently that indicates that the most common fake name used by people ordering pizza is “Paris Hilton.”

How do they know which names are fake?


According to the survey of 630 drivers, nine percent of people who answer the door in the nude tip more than 20 percent, compared with 2 percent of people in pajamas.

Among political pizza findings, people with “Dean for President” bumper stickers on cars in their driveways tipped 22 percent higher than people with “Bush for President” bumper stickers. People with “Bush for President” bumper stickers were three times more likely to order meat-topped pizzas than “Dean for President” drivers.

This is important info, folks.

For the record, MO never answers the door in the nude. Well, virtually never.