Friday Linkzookery – 21 Aug 2009

21 Aug 2009

NLOS-C Being Put Down
The NLOS-C program is essentially on hold. NLOS-C video here.

Finally Uncensored: IAF Plane “Downed” Iraqi Jet in 1982
Without a shot being fired.

Resurrect the Raptor
Steve Forbes says get more F-22s.

Russia Holds US Humvees as Trophies
Captured awaiting shipment home when the Rooskies attacked Georgia.

Marines Looking at Adjustable M16 Stocks
But Conway is against it.

Boeing delivers B-52 with digital upgrade to Air Force
Combat Network Communications (CONECT). Set your CRM-114 Discriminator.

F-35B “Warthog”
Hanging all sorts of stuff off a Lighting.

How to turn seawater into jet fuel
Maybe we can fight fight rising sea levels by requiring everyone to drive an SUV that gets less than 12 MPG.

New Va.-class sub construction problem
Weapons-handling gear assembled incorrectly.

Operation: Soccer Escort
Out of all the jobs I have done, 90% of my clients arrived at their destination unharmed.

Greenpeace Leader Admits Arctic Ice Exaggeration
Says that it was “a mistake” to claim that the Arctic would be ice-free by 2030.

8 Responses to “Friday Linkzookery – 21 Aug 2009”

  1. James Says:

    Digital Upgrade to the B-52?? Yea! but if they really want to help out could they spend a few bucks for some friggin seat padding? I mean, good god, who wants to sit for 10 hours on a lumpy 2 by 4?

  2. fj44dash1 Says:

    Thanks for the link to http://www.dontevenreply.com. I read just about every email and I have to say I lol’d quite a bit.

  3. jaymaster Says:

    James,

    If it was good enough for your grandfather, it’s good enough for you.

    Kids these days!

  4. Nadnerbus Says:

    Emails from an A-hole was some of the funniest shit I’ve seen for a while. Giving Draino to a foul mouthed parrot to stop it from insulting your wife is comedy gold (and not recommended to anyone retarded enough to try it for real).

  5. Toejam Says:

    “I mean, good god, who wants to sit for 10 hours on a lumpy 2 by 4?”

    Don’t worry James,

    Obamacare covers hemorrhoid treatment.

    It’s cheaper than upgrading the seats.

  6. Flanker Says:

    Of course………….you HAVE to sign up for it……………, or they’ll put you in a re-education camp. Only until you lose your reactionary attitudes though!

  7. James Says:

    LOL you people are sick bastards…Wait does Obamcare cover that as well?

  8. Toejam Says:

    James,

    I may be a sicko but I happen to possess a genuine New Jersey birth certificate and I also to know my fathers DNA and mine match perfectly. So I can’t be a bastard.

    That’s probably more than Obama can say.

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