Friday Linkzookery – 21 Aug 2009

NLOS-C Being Put Down
The NLOS-C program is essentially on hold. NLOS-C video here.

Finally Uncensored: IAF Plane “Downed” Iraqi Jet in 1982
Without a shot being fired.

Resurrect the Raptor
Steve Forbes says get more F-22s.

Russia Holds US Humvees as Trophies
Captured awaiting shipment home when the Rooskies attacked Georgia.

Marines Looking at Adjustable M16 Stocks
But Conway is against it.

Boeing delivers B-52 with digital upgrade to Air Force
Combat Network Communications (CONECT). Set your CRM-114 Discriminator.

F-35B “Warthog”
Hanging all sorts of stuff off a Lighting.

How to turn seawater into jet fuel
Maybe we can fight fight rising sea levels by requiring everyone to drive an SUV that gets less than 12 MPG.

New Va.-class sub construction problem
Weapons-handling gear assembled incorrectly.

Operation: Soccer Escort
Out of all the jobs I have done, 90% of my clients arrived at their destination unharmed.

Greenpeace Leader Admits Arctic Ice Exaggeration
Says that it was “a mistake” to claim that the Arctic would be ice-free by 2030.


  1. Digital Upgrade to the B-52?? Yea! but if they really want to help out could they spend a few bucks for some friggin seat padding? I mean, good god, who wants to sit for 10 hours on a lumpy 2 by 4?

  2. James,

    If it was good enough for your grandfather, it’s good enough for you.

    Kids these days!

  3. Emails from an A-hole was some of the funniest shit I’ve seen for a while. Giving Draino to a foul mouthed parrot to stop it from insulting your wife is comedy gold (and not recommended to anyone retarded enough to try it for real).

  4. “I mean, good god, who wants to sit for 10 hours on a lumpy 2 by 4?”

    Don’t worry James,

    Obamacare covers hemorrhoid treatment.

    It’s cheaper than upgrading the seats.

  5. Of course………….you HAVE to sign up for it……………, or they’ll put you in a re-education camp. Only until you lose your reactionary attitudes though!

  6. James,

    I may be a sicko but I happen to possess a genuine New Jersey birth certificate and I also to know my fathers DNA and mine match perfectly. So I can’t be a bastard.

    That’s probably more than Obama can say.

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