Girl: What are all these cops doing here?
Guy: Oh, there was a bomb threat.
Girl: That’s not good, we should get out of here.
Guy: If bomb threats make you nervous, than the terrorists have already won.
–7th Ave & 27th St

From Overheard in New York.


  1. I was wondering if the guy was a blond. A bomb threat making you nervous means the terrorists have already won? What does it mean when I get nervous about a proctologist appointment? That my colon has already lost? Knucklehead… Sorry – had to say it.

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