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DNC Boss: Kerry, Edwards Went AWOL from Senate

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The DNC chairman noted that retired General Wesley Clark is the best candidate still in the race, “because nobody needs him to show up anywhere, and yet he does anyway. That’s dedication.”

Also: Novak: Bush Picks Joe Wilson to Head Iraq Intel Probe

Mr. Novak wrote, “Two senior administration officials told me that Wilson’s wife, CIA operative Valerie Plame, recommended him to head the commission. President Bush was reportedly impressed with Wilson’s diligent work debunking allegations that Saddam Hussein tried to buy uranium in Niger.”

I’d write ROFLMAO, but I didn’t roll on the floor at all.