Even zombies have to deal with irrational protesters these days

Have these people even thought about how the zombies feel? (Probable Answer: 'Braaaaaiiinnnnsssss!')

Protesting zombies is just going to cause the lifeless to withdraw even more. Maybe what Zack needs is a hug. Has anyone asked? (Probable Answer: 'Braaaaaiiinnnnsssss!')

And shouldn't the Nashville Zombie Walk have been called the Nashville Zombie Shuffle? Did the zombies name it? If so, has anyone asked them about changing it? (Probable Answer: 'Braaaaaiiinnnnsssss!')

What do we think about the Mossberg Just In Case shotgun line as prep for disasters like floods, hurricanes, civil unrest, and the rise of the undead? Are the zombies prepared to face an armed America? (Probable Answer: 'Braaaaaiiinnnnsssss!')

See Les Jones for links to more pictures.

Bursting the Bubble
Murdoc's never been really convinced that there's a big Oil Bubble that will surely burst any day now. There's no doubt that some wild speculation is helping drive up the price, but simple supply and demand (combined with continued warfare and threats of more in the prime oil zone)...[READ]

16" of Boom
Received this amusing poster in the inbox. Click below to view due to naughty word alert....[READ]

Hillary's sniper rifle
I haven't even bothered posting on the whole "I remember landing under sniper fire" thing because A) I guess I don't know that it really matters all that much and B) It's unbridled jackassery. But a few new pieces of evidence have surfaced that I probably ought to point out....[READ]

March 23: Two Holidays for the Price of One this year
Rachel Lucas, whose boyfriend is leaving to deploy to Iraq: I hereby declare March 23 as Punch A Hippie In The Nuts Day. All you have to do to celebrate it is find a hippie, ask him how he feels about the military, and if he says anything other than...[READ]

Lightweight Tank
Finally, someone has designed a tank that can be easily transported by air. It's based on the German Panzerkampfwagen V Panther from WW2, widely regarded as one of the best designs of the war. Though it can't go toe-to-toe with modern heavy tanks, it wasn't designed to. No doubt anyone...[READ]

What could possilby go wrong there?
Major highways blocked, trains stuck in California's Donner Pass...[READ]

Nuclear explosion in hijacked Czech TV breakfast show
How'd you like to see that with your morning coffee?...[READ]

Reloading made easy?
As technology advances, more and more military training is being conducted using computer simulations. And the line between many training programs and shooter games is blurring. But there is still a line. From XKCD....[READ]

Death Star Canteen - Lego Version
By Darth Izzard, so beware of a few words from the Dark Side....[READ]

Incident at the Pinedale Shopping Mall
See below for the AAR....[READ]

46 Defense
A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. He recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a .45?" The Ranger responded "Because they don't make a .46."...[READ]

Sleeping in a hammock cell
After 5 Years In U.S., Terrorist Cell Too Complacent To Carry Out Attack The Onion: "Five a.m. is when the facility is most vulnerable to attack, when the morning shift security personnel replace the overnight crew," said Adib Dhakwan, the cell's second-in-command. "Unfortunately, Starbucks doesn't open until six, and I...[READ]

The front fell off
All there is is sea, and birds, and fish. And 20,000 tons of crude oil. And a fire. UPDATE: Incidentally, they're talking wargames at the Ministry. Yes, it's the cross-post of Buckethead's Linzookerylike post from the other day, but it turned into a conversation about wargames. That's how things...[READ]

Hi, my name is buckethead and I'm a Murdoconline addict
The Great Murdoc has invited me, your lovable furry old Buckethead, to guest post for a bit whilst Murdoc is on the road neglecting his blogging responsibilities and killing defenseless wildlife. This is, to be sure, a great honor, and one which I will undertake with my normal seriousness and...[READ]

I'm ashamed to laugh at this
Warning! Bad Language! Why It Pays to Know English I haven't seen these guys before, and zooming in makes Murdoc (who's no expert) think this is a legit photo and not a fill-in-the-blank image. Either way, it's funny. And deeply disturbing...which makes it even funnier....[READ]

Air Raid: Daiquiri
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar....[READ]

Plan Red
Buckethead, Minister of Minor Perfidy, had a post up last week about Plan Red, the inter-war plan for a war against Canada. (Yes, you read that right...I've railed on and on about the sheer volume of military planning. No time to do so again right now.) I wanted to dig...[READ]

File this under "You don't say!"
2 Guys in Poznan (Poland) posts about a local roadwork stoppage due to our friends at Greenpeace. Get a load of the newspaper article they link to: ROSPUDA VALLEY, Poland (Reuters) - Scores of young activists camped in a remote peat bog in the northeast of Poland last month and...[READ]

Quack Attack
Last Christmas, my kids received a wonderful, simply wonderful, card that quacks out "Jingle Bells". Seriously. It quacks out "Jingle Bells". To enhance the experience, it doesn't stop after one verse. Or two. Or five. It's so merry that it makes you want to smash things. Well, to celebrate today,...[READ]