Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
This is what happens when you land on the wrong ship.
You don’t have this sort of problem when you never have more than one carrier in the area.
Happy Thanksgiving to all MO readers out there in the wild.
While you’re enjoying your turkey and football and time with friends and family, don’t forget out men and women serving in the dusty and dangerous places of the world.
Murdoc can appreciate the use of light beer to improve mobility and air transportability, but what’s the point if you always have to add slat armor when you deploy to a combat zone?
The state has hired a West Michigan-based private security firm to protect six of its National Guard and Air National Guard bases and facilities.
In a 5-year, $15 million contract, DK Security will provide armed security services at six military installations around the state.
The facilities include Camp Grayling, Selfridge Air National Guard Base, Battle Creek Air National Guard Base, Ft. Custer Training Center, Joint Forces Headquarters and Grand Ledge Army National Guard Base.
Reminds Murdoc of
A Thanksgiving tradition here at MO:
This never stops being funny.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
UPDATE: Even Glenn Reynolds put the clip up this year. Everybody loves this.
So ever since Murdoc was a little kid, he’s made a point to tell a particular joke on November 11th. I think I got out of a joke book in the class library in 2nd grade, but I can’t remember for sure.
This guy goes up to his buddy and asks how he did at the race track.
“Oh, man!” says the buddy. “I had the hottest tip ever! A horse named ‘Elevener’ was running in the eleventh race at 11:00 am on November 11th. He was number eleven and he had won 11 races. The odds were 11:1. So I put $11,011 on him.”
“Wow!” says the guy. “That’s crazy! Did he win?”
“No,” replied the buddy. “He finished eleventh.”
Onto a battlefield littered with bizarre homemade weaponry, Libya’s ruling militia fighters have rolled out their weirdest contraption yet: a concrete and steel behemoth that’s a cross between a bulldozer and a battleship.
The towering monster, which appeared Wednesday in Sirte to help capture Muammar Qaddafi’s home town, has a battleship’s pointed prow and portholes along its sides with steel covers that can be pulled down…
The vehicle is also manned by four gunners who have five heavy machine guns to fire and a tank gun mounted on top.
The driver cannot see out. There had been a video camera set up to provide a view, but it was shot away.
The Libyan navy finally has a ship that no one can sink.
Why Corporate Elites Should Be Petrified of Occupy Wall Street
The occupation of Wall Street has formed an alternative community that defies the profit-driven hierarchical structures of corporate capitalism.
I’ll bet corporate America is shaking it its boots right now over this.
Yeah, AlterNet. But still funny.
A few days back MO pointed out that Tennessee legislator Joe ‘Crybaby’ Armstrong whined about the Disappoint-Mints poking fun at Barack Obama. Now the whiner has his own: