The reason the Army, Air Force, Navy and Marines bicker among themselves is that they don’t speak the same language.
For instance, take the simple phrase “secure the building.”
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a five-year lease with an option to buy.
The Captain Pike bit is so wrong and so funny. Via Instapundit.
Girl: What are all these cops doing here?
Guy: Oh, there was a bomb threat.
Girl: That’s not good, we should get out of here.
Guy: If bomb threats make you nervous, than the terrorists have already won.
–7th Ave & 27th St
From Overheard in New York.
Soldiers from Delta Company, 1-184 Light Infantry Battalion, Task Force Nightstalker, walk quietly during a night time, movement and live fire exercise at a range near Camp Bondsteel, Kosovo, July 15, 2009.
Budget Deficits and a Squirrel
More here. Via Instapundit.
UPDATE: New and improved version now up. Just think how small that squirrel would have to be if he wanted to stand under the Obama era deficits.
Just when you thought the Beer Summit silliness couldn’t get any, well, sillier:
President Barack Obama: Bud Light
Vice President Joseph Biden: Buckler non-alcoholic
People, those choices have to have been made by Karl Rove. I mean, come on.
Predator Drones Could Face Legal Challenges From Human Rights Advocates
Human rights activists at odds with President Obama over his recent national security decisions are indicating that they might legally challenge the U.S. military’s use of Predator drones, a weapon that intelligence officials say is their single most effective tool in combating Al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan…
Gabor Rona, international legal director of Human Rights First, a U.S.-based group that advocates universal rights and freedom, said large number of civilians are being unintentionally hit, harmed and killed.
“This is not only a violation of the international laws of war,” he said. “It’s bad policy.”
Interestingly, Murdoc Online and Blogagog teamed up a few years ago to solve this fearful dilemma. Here’s the new Predator-B (MQ-9 Reaper):
MQ-9 Reaper Predator B UAV
Obviously, that’s scary as all get out. And look at all those weapons. It’s time to stop all this senseless terror-mongering and get a little friendlier.
So, below, is the proposed Predator-B(S) by Murdoc and Blogagog:
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