Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
‘Secure the Building’
Saturday, October 17th, 2009The reason the Army, Air Force, Navy and Marines bicker among themselves is that they don’t speak the same language.
For instance, take the simple phrase “secure the building.”
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a five-year lease with an option to buy.
Bring Out Yer Trek!
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
The Captain Pike bit is so wrong and so funny. Via Instapundit.
Overheard
Saturday, September 26th, 2009Girl: What are all these cops doing here?
Guy: Oh, there was a bomb threat.
Girl: That’s not good, we should get out of here.
Guy: If bomb threats make you nervous, than the terrorists have already won.
–7th Ave & 27th St
From Overheard in New York.
Night Exercise
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009Line by Line
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009More here. Via Instapundit.
UPDATE: New and improved version now up. Just think how small that squirrel would have to be if he wanted to stand under the Obama era deficits.
NearBeer Summit
Thursday, July 30th, 2009Just when you thought the Beer Summit silliness couldn’t get any, well, sillier:
President Barack Obama: Bud Light
Vice President Joseph Biden: Buckler non-alcoholic
People, those choices have to have been made by Karl Rove. I mean, come on.


